"Prisoner number 97B412, Tobias Beecher. Convicted July 5, '97. Driving while intoxicated, vehicular manslaughter. Sentence: 15 years. Up for parole in four."
"Now, you're probably saying, boy meets girl, that's one boring fucking story. It's always ending the same. But there are variations on the theme like boy meets dog, boy loses dog, boy buys new dog. Or girl meets psychiatrist, girl goes to therapy for the next ten years. Or, in Oz, there's always boy meets boy."
"Prisoner number 98K514, Christopher Keller. Convicted June 16, '98, felony murder, two counts attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon, robbery, driving while under the influence, reckless driving. Sentence: 88 years. Up for parole in 50."
"I'll see you." "When?" "Back here. Or in heaven." "You really think we're gonna get into heaven?" "Ah, Toby, you and me both? God doesn't have the balls to keep us out."
"'Fuck' is a four-letter word. 'Rape' is a four-letter word. 'Wife' is a four-letter word. So is 'love.'"
Three guesses as to what my favorite show is.
Other things I enjoy include theatre, singing, drawing, writing, acting, being at college, and other such crap.